We’re all waiting for that very first pound
The till workers chatting ready for the day
Most with a hangover or so they say
It’s nearly 9 and I’m due a break
Think the security is on the take
A thief walking round with a drill in his pocket
He tries to match it with the right drill socket
Lunch time comes and the staff room’s the place to be
Cracking jokes and sipping hot tea
An argument breaks out about the night before
Someone throws a punch and someone hits the floor
Back in the shop and it’s all hustle and bustle
A problem at returns with a man called Russell
He wants to return an unwanted Christmas tree
But we can’t do that It’s February you see
A paint tin falls with an almighty crash
She’ll come out with a terrible rash
One thing on her mind, she’ll definitely sue
Welcome to the world of B&Q
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