Joining the gym is the only solution
You’re certain you’ll go at least three times a week
A gym partner is someone you purposely seek
You view the local gym just down the road
Go after work to get rid of the Christmas load
The cost seems reasonable you sign the contract
Knowing the hot staff will always distract
You turn up the following day towel in hand
To gain a better body in this fitness land
The room a forest full of fitness machine
Don’t forget your towel to wipe them all clean
The big guys come in and head straight for the weights
They look in their mirror waiting for their mates
Ladies come in colour co-ordinated ready to workout
Their fashion sense is never in doubt
On the machines you look straight ahead
Working too fast you feel slightly dead
The person next door is pumping like mad
Wishing you had a pint of what they’ve had
Your music blasting in both your ears
Trying to hide your fitness fears
You feel really great from the neck up
Trying to reach for your drinking cup
The workout over and you’ve just survived
Although at times you nearly cried
No Pain No Gain is what they say
Not sure my body will take another day!
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